Phan Service

Bryan Baker

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Spiritual successor to "Yeah, I'm a Geek", this album gathers more geeky (phannish) fare together in one place. Largely inspired by the "Supernatural" franchise, but it also has elements inspired from "Dungeons and Dragons" to "One Piece" and "7 Days to Die".

Zombies, werewolves and demons are all back and on display here.

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    (Salt the Corpse and) Burn the Bones 3:07
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    Rowena 3:29
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    Black 67 Impala 2:39
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    Werewolf Tonight 2:18
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    The Night the Angels Fell 1:54
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    We Are the Demons 4:04
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    Dooky Bird Song 4:13
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    Another Bro 3:18
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    Putrid Girl 2:55
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    King of the Pirates 4:03
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When the Monsters Come

Bryan Baker

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Bryan Baker's ninth full length album. Fourteen tracks, primarily written during February Album Writing Month (FAWM). Loosely themed around the monsters inside and outside our heads. The title track was inspired by the Read more

Bryan Baker's ninth full length album. Fourteen tracks, primarily written during February Album Writing Month (FAWM). Loosely themed around the monsters inside and outside our heads. The title track was inspired by the theme of MarsCon (VA) in 2024, "Marso's Monster Mayhem". Bryan was that years' musical guest of honor, and is releasing the album there.

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    When the Monsters Come 4:21
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    Crashing Through the Desires 2:31
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    Kill of the Wish Memories 2:58
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    Cruelty is the Point 3:51
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    Rise on You 2:44
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    The Willows 2:34
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    Stop Me Now 4:00
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    Outlaw 3:54
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    Atomic One 3:08
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    My Lobster Needs a Hen 1:26
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    Faded Curtains 2:10
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    Gates of Gavroche 2:21
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    Troubled Forever 2:36
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    We Shall Embrace 2:52
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Slip Into the Shadows

Bryan Baker

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A concept album inspired by the asymmetric multi-player horror game "Dead By Daylight".

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    Waiting 2:33
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    The Trial 4:51
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    Skater Girl 3:29
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    Feng Min Moan 3:23
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    Dance With Me Kate 2:52
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    Where did you Go 4:06
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    The Chase 1:49
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    Suffer a Witch 2:46
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    Lucky 2:59
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    Claudette 3:02
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    The Archives 2:46
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    Cooldown 5:41
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Imaginary Thoroughfares

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With real travel out of the question, we have to imagine our journeys. The seventh album by Bryan Baker creates pathways to places real and imagined, light and dark, melancholy and whimsical.

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    Drive Through Summer 2:34
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    Cheeseburger Backpack 2:12
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    California 2:59
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    Be the Better Man 4:58
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    Last Song I Write 3:41
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    Time 2:34
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    Home 3:22
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    Five Months and Fifteen Days 1:42
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    Stronger 3:13
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    Blood Moon 3:27
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    Everything Dies In Ark 3:44
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    Silent Revolver 5:32
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    Social Justice Bard 2:52
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Hero

Bryan Baker

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Another "Geek Rock" album, with varied styles and genres, centering around the theme of heroes.

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    (I Want to Be Your) Hero 3:20
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    Fishfingers & Custard (feat. Lavonne McRoberts) 3:41
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    When Is It Time to Let Go 4:28
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    First Night 1:26
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    Missed the Rapture Again 4:34
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    It May Be Madness 4:15
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    Summerland 3:56
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    When Life Comes Down 3:11
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    Worthy 4:03
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    Everyone's a Hero 6:36
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First Night

Bryan Baker

What to do your first night in a survival Minecraft game.

Quick little checklist about what to do the first night of your Minecraft survival game. Get wood, dig yourself in, make some tools and a crafting table, etc.

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Happy Holidays

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For those of us who are tired of the annual cries of "War on Christmas" when we simply try to cover our bases and accommodate multiple cultures.

I've never understood the compulsion the right has to make all of us conform to their idea of what the holiday season is about. Talk about snowflakes!

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Fishfingers & Custard

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A "Spanish love song" about the Doctor, and regeneration from the point of view of someone who wants to be a companion.

This song was inspired by a moment in the first episode of Matt Smith's run as the Doctor.

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(I Want to Be Your) Hero

Bryan Baker

If 80s Elvis Costello was a geek boy. If The Romantics were raised on Marvel & DC. A song about a super hero, or at least, someone who wants to feel like one when that special person looks at them. A "wish" song.

Inspired by the theme of a local Science Fiction convention. Everyone wants to feel like a hero to someone special.

The Castle & Other Songs About Murder

Bryan Baker

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A dark collection of songs about murder. Murder ballads to murder "ditties". Folk with a lush layer of strings, but also ranging to acoustic punk. This collection came about from a combination of new versions of murder Read more

A dark collection of songs about murder. Murder ballads to murder "ditties". Folk with a lush layer of strings, but also ranging to acoustic punk.

This collection came about from a combination of new versions of murder ballads I'd done before, and new songs written explicitly with this project in mind. Two of the songs were originally recorded for a band called the Bravewell Fellows, made up of Bryan Baker, Ryan Morris and Kelly Howerton. "Pretty Polly" and "Fine Flowers in the Valley" were recorded with that band. When we broke up, I started pulling together this project, wrote several new songs and started thinking about how this was going to go together. When I wrote "Something Was Missing" I knew it needed to be a male / female duet. I also knew it needed a great acoustic bass track. Luckily I'd come to know Kelli Rae Powell and her husband, Jim McNamara. They provided the perfect ingredients for that song, and Kelli Rae added amazing vocals to "Pretty Polly" and "Fine Flowers in the Valley".

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    The Castle 3:43
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    Nurse Jane 5:32
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    Pretty Polly (feat. Kelli Rae Powell) 7:24
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    Big Bad World 5:06
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    Something Was Missing (feat. Kelli Rae Powell) 2:09
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    Jackie 3:00
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    Fine Flowers in the Valley (feat. Kelli Rae Powell) 6:21
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    Craigslist Ad 3:22
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    She Waits in the Shadows 5:00
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