Bryan Baker

Lyrics

Johnny was lonely
Johnny was sad
Johnny was horny
He had it so bad
He opened up his laptop
And read
A Craigslist ad!

Johnny answered a Craigslist ad
Johnny answered a Craigslist ad
Be the last date he ever had
‘Cause Johnny answered a Craigslist ad

Casual encounters
Women for men
Single white female
Call before ten
He opened up his email
and replied
to that Craigslist ad

Johnny answered a Craigslist ad
Johnny answered a Craigslist ad
Be the last date he ever had
‘Cause Johnny answered a Craigslist ad

She seemed pretty kinky
Whips and chains
He got all excited
But he shoulda used his brains
He didn’t read the warning
that’s on
every Craigslist Ad

Johnny answered a Craigslist ad
Johnny answered a Craigslist ad
Be the last date he ever had
‘Cause Johnny answered a Craigslist ad


Didn’t tell nobody
Where he planned to be
He went straight to her hotel room
oh so eagerly
They never found his body
It’s gone!

Johnny answered a Craigslist ad
Johnny answered a Craigslist ad
Be the last date he ever had
‘Cause Johnny answered a Craigslist ad