From the recording Happy Holidays
Lyrics
What’s your beef with “Happy Holidays”?
What’s your problem if I wish you well?
If I tell you “Happy Holidays”
and you don’t like it you can go to hell.
Walking down a snowy street
There’s commerce in the air
Spouting “Merry Christmas”
Without a single care
No one cares what passers by
may think of what they say
they’re just spreading what they feel
about this special day
What’s your beef with “Happy Holidays”?
What’s your problem if I wish you well?
If I tell you “Happy Holidays”
and you don’t like it you can go to hell.
Why can’t you fragile snowflakes
just take it as it’s meant
This season is about the love
not what you resent
Though you’re not the only ones
who celebrate this time
You want us all to use your phrase,
but I will not resign
If a teardrop falls from a conservative
at Christmas time, that’s how a snowflake’s born
What’s your beef with “Happy Holidays”?
What’s your problem if I wish you well?
If I tell you “Happy Holidays”
and you don’t like it you can go to hell.